So I went on my first back packing trip a couple weeks back.
Kristen had spent a weekend with some friends in New York City recently and suggested that I plan a weekend for myself soon after. A little research and, whala!, back packing trip!
The plan was to pick up the M&M trail where it crosses Rt.119 in Richmond, NH and hike it to, up and over Mt. Monadnock (the photo at the top of this page). I told my friend Ezra about the trip and he was instantly on board. I also invited my brother but he was unable to get that weekend away.
The weather was beautiful the week before the trip. Cloudless sunny days around 70 degrees with crisp clear nights. The forecast for the weekend, however, was for heavy rain with wind and warm humid temperatures. The remains of a tropical storm were predicted to pass through. Ezra, who had purchased several hundred dollars of new gear, wanted to post pone the trip.
“You don’t have to go if you don’t want to,” I told him, “but I’ve been looking forward to this weekend for some time and I’m going to do it. We can always go it again sometime.”
“Fuck you Josh. I didn’t buy all this shit to not go with you. We’re going to get fucking soaked you know. You’re an asshole for this.”
“Well, the weekend’s still quite a ways off. Maybe they’ve got it wrong, besides, how many times have we camped when it was supposed to be bad weather and had a fine time? You usually get some portion of the night that is really cool!”
“Nope. It’s gonna downpour and it’s gonna suck.”
The plan was to leave my truck on the northern side of Monadnock on Friday night. I called Ezra in the afternoon to see if he was still planning to go.
“You’re gonna go aren’t you,” he said.
“Yeah. Are you?”
“I fuckin’ guess so Josh. When do you want to bring your truck up?”
“As soon as we can. I’d like to get a full night’s rest.”
“Alright. I’m going to pick up Sarah and we’ll meet at your house.”
Kristen had gone out for the evening so Jack and I rode up in the truck while Sarah and Ezra followed in her car. We were going to park at the bottom of the mountain, stop by an outdoor store so Ezra could pick up a rain cover for his back pack and grab some dinner. It was getting late when we arrived in Keene and I was concerned about Jack’s normal bedtime. I called back to Sarah and Ezra,
“Hey Sarah, Do you guys want to get dinner and hit the store now?”
“Yeah. Excellent idea Joshie. Can we eat at Papagalo’s? I’m starving.”
“Yeah sounds good.”
“Ezra says store first then dinner. When we get there let’s put Jack’s car seat right in my car in case he falls asleep. You know, save him from being disrupted later.”
“Right on Sarah. See you in a couple of minutes.”
Dinner was fun. I had given Jack an early meal figuring he’d be too busy in a restaurant to eat. I was right. He was super cute; peaking over the booth to the ladies behind me saying “Hi” and giving big, coy, flirtatious smiles. Really hamming it up. The three women were having so much fun with him that it attracted the attention of the folks sitting beside us. By the time our entrees arrived we were involved in a full fledged ten person game of peekaboo.
We finished dinner, buckled Jack into Sarah’s car and brought my truck to the trail head. I left a note on the dash with our names, phone numbers and anticipated arrival date. We all piled into the car and headed for home. The rain had been falling steady for several hours now.
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During all the planning for our trip, Ezra had emphasized the importance of an early start.
“You’d better be ready early Josh. I’m picking you up at 6AM. No 5! Maybe I should come at 4:30.”
“We’ll be hiking in the dark. How about 6?”
“5:30. Be ready.”
“I can’t get up that early.”
“I’ll pound on your bedroom window.”
I was sitting on the front step at 5:25 AM. Then 5:30. 5:35. Ezra was late.
Kristen, who’d stayed out late the night before, came shuffling out.
“Why don’t you just get going? Jack’s going to wake up soon and I don’t want him to see you.”
“I’m waiting for my ride,” I told her as Ezra pulled in.
“Good morning Kristen!” he said.
“Yeah, whatever, it’s early. Have fun. Be careful. Give me a kiss goodbye.”
We were off.
“We’ve got to get something to eat Josh; I’m starving.”
“Who’s open? Does the Norway open this early?”
“I don’t know but we’re going to find out.”
It wasn’t. We headed over to Athol to try the Main Street Diner. Closed until 6.
“Maybe Sandy’s” I suggested.
Sandy’s was open but Ezra decided that we’d head back to the Main Street Diner and wait until 6. It was quiet. The street’s were wet with last night’s rain. The air was warm and still. The street lights hummed.
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Breakfast was good; Roast beef hash, eggs, toast, coffee. The young cook and waitress were fun and sassy. Ezra told them that we must be the two dumbest guys in town – going on a backpacking trip in the down pouring rain.
“Are they still calling for rain this weekend?” asked the waitress.
“Yeah, tonight and a little tomorrow morning,” I said.
“Whatever Josh! I’m gonna kill this guy before this is over.”
We rode up to New Hampshire, our bellies full, parked Ezra’s car at the trail head, stretched, put on our packs and started walking. For the first time Ezra was quiet. I knew his hips were hurting. I figured he was wondering if he could do this. For a while I didn’t say anything – just enjoyed the lack of verbal abuse – then, about a mile in,
“How you feeling?”
“Not too good Josh.”
“Your hips hurtin’ you?”
“Jesus yes. Yours?”
“Yeah a little. Let’s take a break.”
“Take a break! We just got started! We’ll never get there!”
“Sure we will, besides, who cares? Let’s just take it easy and enjoy the walk.”
We took off our packs and swayed. We stretched some more and loaded back up. I adjusted Ezra’s pack for him and we were off. The trail left the old dirt road and turned narrow as it dropped into a wide, wet valley. The woods were uncannily green. First ferns then moss. There were tall hemlocks. We stepped on roots and moss covered rocks to avoid soaking our feet. The morning was still dark in here. There was almost a fog settled between the small hills. If Sasquatch lives in New England, there was one in here. We walked around a large marshy pond, crossed several brooks and a stone wall. We took a break.
“That’s a big pond, huh?”
“Yeah. Do you realize that all we did is just fucking walk around it?”
“Yeah. Pretty much. I think we’re going to start up Little Monadnock soon. I’m not sure if I’m ready for the climb but I’ll be glad to get up a little higher. Maybe get out of these mosquitoes.”
I wasn’t exactly right. The base of Little Monadnock was still about a mile away. We walked along a brook on an old cart road. There was a stone wall on one side.
“I like these woods,” I said, trying to brighten Ezra’s mood, “That brook is awesome!”
“Yeah, me too,” he said.
Then, a little while later,
“What the fuck, Josh? We’ve been walking for miles and there is a fucking house right there!” he pointed through the woods.
“Nah. That’s not a house.”
“What the fuck is it then?”
“I don’t know. Red leaves or something.”
“Fuck you red leaves. That’s a fuckin’ house! You see any other red leaves around here?”
“No, but I have seen some around, today.”
“Why do you always have to be such an asshole?”
“I don’t know. I guess that’s just the way I am.”
We walked a little further and sat down for a snack. Ez had brought some yummy trail mix. He took a photo of a mushroom that we both agreed we’d never seen before. I got out the trail guide book.
“What’s it say?”
“We’re not far from the base of the first mountain.”
“Little Monadnock?”
“Yeah. It says that we go to the top of that hill,” I pointed up the hill behind me, “to a small pond where there are often ducks. Then a short walk down another jeep road and we turn onto the trail for Little Monadnock.”
“Ducks huh? How far is that?”
“Ahhm, it says it’s 3.7 miles in.”
“Well that’s fuckin’ bullshit. We’ve already walked farther than that.”
“You think? I don’t know. This is the official guide book for this trail.”
“Yeah, well, whoever wrote it is full of shit. Or he’s just plain lying to us.”
We packed up our gear and started back up the trail. Soon we came to the small pond, no ducks this morning, and the jeep road. We turned and began a slow walk up Little Monadnock.
The climb was pretty nice. Gradual enough with occasional blueberries. The air seemed dryer. The sun even threatened shine through a couple small holes in the cloud cover. As we reached the peak we heard voices approaching from the other side. We set down our packs as a man and a woman, slightly older than either of us, came huffing and puffing up the rocks.”
“Good morning,” called the woman, “How are you?”
“We’re on a death mission,” Ezra said.
The man and woman looked a little surprised at his greeting.
“Hi,” I said, “We’re on our first backing trip. I think our packs are a little too heavy.”
“Oh?” asked the man, “Where did you start?”
“About four and a half miles back in Richmond,” I said.
“Yeah. More like six miles. We’ve been carrying these things the whole way and it’s not easy let me tell ya.”
“I’ll bet,” the woman said.
We talked for a while and they were off. We stayed for a mid morning snack then continued on. The walk down the northern side of the mountain was a little hairy. The man from the top had warned repeatedly that we be careful on the rocks. There were large areas of wet bare stone with no route to go around. We both slid on our feet for several feet on different occasions. We both realized that this was serious. If we hadn’t found some traction, we would have suffered a serious fall.
When we got down off the mountain and back into the woods, Ezra began chatting away,
“I’m never doing this again you know. This is stupid! Especially in the rain. You’re not too smart you know. It’s a good thing I came along or who knows what kind of stupid shit you would have gotten yourself into.”
“Thanks. It’s not raining.”
“Well whatever. Everything’s all fucking wet isn’t it?”
“Yeah.”
“Yeah. Stupid.”
We walked for what seemed like a long time onto what eventually became a road leading to the center of Troy. We had intended to have lunch in a little cafe there but it had gone out of business. We walked into the market next store and asked the two teenage girls if there were any sandwiches to be had. There weren’t. I asked if there was a place nearby where we could sit down and eat. There was. A pizza place about a mile and a half out of our way and a Chinese restaurant about a mile out of our way.
“What do you want to do?” I asked Ez.
“Chinese I guess.”
We walked across the common to the restaurant, dropped our packs in the coat room and settled in for lunch. We each ordered a combination special. I ordered a beer.
“I’ll have an SB” Ezra told the waiter.
“An S. B. ?”
“Yeah! A suffering bastard!”
The food was okay. It was just nice to sit in a padded chair for a while. The place was pretty slow. An older couple who seemed to be out for a touristy ride in the Monadnock region, two women on a lunch date and us. Ezra mostly complained about his drink being too strong. I sipped my beer and noticed that the same poppy Chinese song was playing over and over. I told Ezra that I didn’t think I could work in a place where the same song repeated all day. He said he hadn’t noticed but made sure to tell the two Asian boys about it on the way out.